trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
(Source: drarna, via vagina-thumper)
#this movie was about best friends falling in love with each other and roller derby ok shut up
So lesbian
(Source: didyoublushwashere, via i-think-im-sluffing)
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
(via i-think-im-sluffing)
